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The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and has been preserved in its original, unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try direct translation in Tagalog. Pls. read with feelings…


October 1996

To Marije,

                                                                                             
I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you why? What reason can you think but you're very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he really can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you're habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad) and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that.

And then he say he get ashame to me either in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you're very very, very fat body. But you hate it. Thought you're the most preetiest girls he knows about. What do you think you are "BeautifulGirl" of Jose Marie Chan?

Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else difference name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I'm never call you names either in the fronts of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don't have any other choice but to call you other different name to. Like you are a, PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING.

You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier that you when you look to us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.

Love,
The sexiest Girl of D.M.

P.S.

You say that I'm the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? And the final is me. There you go.

                                                                                          

                                                                                          

Revised:

October 1996

To Marije,

I am not surprise or wonder why Dennis leaves you. He leaves you because of your very fat body. Before, I thought Dennis only use me and later I realized that he can’t take it to be with you anymore because he said that he can’t stand out your habit being a meddler in all of his trips and calling at their house to check if he is at home.

And then he said that he is ashamed to me, in school and to his family that’s why he’s asking you to exercise your fat body, but you hate it. Even though you’re the prettiest girl she knew.  Do you think you are a “Beautiful Girl” of Jose Marie Chan?

Even you are beautiful (to yourself) you don’t have the right to call me anything that may insults my personality because I never call you in other name in front of Dennis or even in his back, but if you started to call me in different name, I have no choice but to call you in different name too, like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWEIGHT and UGLY SHAPE girl. Be ashamed to your fat body.

You can’t blame Dennis for choosing me over you because I am sexier than you even in the mirror. I'll repeat  that you’re like Ike Lozada if she’s a girl.

Love,

The sexiest girl of D.M.

P.S.                                                                                               

You said that I'm  bad breathe, but whose Dennis wants to kiss, you or I? And it’s me. There you go.

Double Purpose

            Formal Theme is really one of the requirements needed in school. Now that I am already a junior student blogging is also one of the requirements for us students to be complete. Blogging and Formal Theme are really helpful for us students because these may help to expand our vocabulary. These requirements may help us not to find difficulty in expressing words in English.

                                                            

                For me, formal theme as a blog is really a good idea. Actually, blogging is somewhat the same in making formal theme. There’s nothing wrong using it in two different projects because it is the students own work. His/her own words are being used in order to make that kind of a good composition. They are somewhat the same because they are really focusing in a topic and there both goals are to enhance the vocabulary of the student. The difference of blogging in formal theme is it is being post in the internet and many people are able to see the composition. So, I agree to make it as formal theme and as a blog. I can find any issue about is that’s why is really okay for me.

                Making a double purpose in such thing in somewhat showing a creativity because you will be able to think of that without making two different things complicated to each other. These double purposes may be helpful to students also in many ways.